Why did you leave me?
T-Mobile TCR :
I know we had just been together for nearly 13 months, but I thought we had a good relationship, and I was really heartbroken last Sunday when waited for you and found that you had gone with that neighbour, that mountain bike. By the way, you left me leaning against a cold hard wall.
I thought I was good to you. I took you out for long rides almost every weekend, and I also took you out during the week as much as I could. We climbed lots of good hills together --- I took you all over the Broga hills, up fraser's , up Peres and Camerons...
Sometimes you wouldn't ride me as much as you wanted, because you had to travel and work and stuff... but you would still come over and lovingly stroke my velvet black handlebar tape, and make your girlfriend jealous by gazing longingly at me while she was talking to you. I thought i treated you right and you always kept my chain oiled and my tires inflated to their full rated pressure.
I know I was a little slow and maybe you wanted to live a more dirty-paced life, but I thought you were OK with that, as you never complained and alway went ahead of me on rides.
Were you scared that I was going to kill us both when we went 65 kmh down a certain hill? Did I frighten you by twitching you from the right side instead of the left? Did I hurt you by riding on bumpy roads? Was my shifting too rough? I thought you were tough enough to handle it, and in any case I always wanted to keep you safe and protected.
Remember the orgasmic thrill of flying up the last hill on a long ride and passing everybody? I thought that was good for both of us. Were you just faking it? If something was wrong, why didn't you tell me what you needed?
Did you meet someone else at Kajang? Is that it? Did you quickly exchange numbers while I was resting at home ?
I just hope that whoever you are with now will treat you right. There are some gurls, out there who seem really nice but who actually just want to take me to some chop shop in Taman megah and rip me apart and sell my pieces. Please, please, stay away from those bikes ! I hope you can find a relationship where you can realize your full potential, and get the things that I could never give you, like climbing Mt Genting in 60 minutes...
I have hardly anything left of you except the your sweat on my top tube. If you change your mind about leaving, I promise i'd take you to 40kmh average..
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