Reasons to date cyclist.... : -)

  • That bulge isn't just the chamois.
  • Balls of steel.
  • We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.
  • We know how to take it easy.
  • We know not to go real hard right from the beggining.
  • Smoother legs than you.
  • Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.
  • Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?
  • Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.
  • We don't need booths to get our amazing tan...lines.Perfect ass.
  • Diamond cut calves.
  • Incredible thigh definition.
  • Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?
  • When it gets hard, we find a rhythym and pound away.
  • We go hard and push until it gets even harder.
  • Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.
  • We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.
  • Even when we're about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.
  • We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.

at Wednesday, September 12, 2007  


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